Flatbroke Kounty

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The Flatbroke Bureau of Intelligence (FBI) has identified "PATZ" as a female living in the Austin, Texas area. The FART team has been dispatched to Travis County to team-up with the Austin Secret Service in an effort to locate this person of interest. Our Flatbroke Intelligence Network (FIN) has intercepted electronic messages between "PATZ" and "She's-why-our-kids-are-ugly", clearly indicating a close connection between the two. Recent reports also tend to forecast an imminent shipment of explosives to the East Texas compound where the heads of this strange organization stays.

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